How to be Ninja is a series of Youtube videos that shows you how to become an excellent ninja.
A nerd (Sean Fujiyoshi) is reading a book then suddenly a bully (Ryan Higa) beats him up. Then a voice asks if he wants to learn to defend himself and throws him the video on how to be ninja.
- Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting
- Mortal Kombat Theme Song
- Pink Panther Theme Song
- Fergie - Clumsy
(Nerd reads a book.)
Bully : Give me your money.
Nerd : No....No....Noooooooo
(Bully starts beating him up.)
Nerd : Ow... Ah... Stop it ow.....
(Bully stops beating him up.)
Voice : Hey, You!
Nerd : Who, Me?
Voice : Yeah, You.
Nerd : God?
Voice : Wanna learn how to defend yourself?
Nerd : Yeah.
Voice : Aren't you tired of bullies picking on you all the time?
Nerd : Mmm-hmm...
(Shows a DVD named "How to Be Ninja". )
Voice : Then, How to be Ninja is the DVD for You.
(Nerd fails to catch it.)
Voice : This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers.
Hanate : Hello everyone, my name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic.
Bob : Hello, my name is Bob.
Hanate : And we will be teaching you how to be...
Both : NINJA!
(Hanate slaps Bob in the face.)
Hanate : The first lesson in being a ninja is making loud, unessessary sounds when you hit things.
(He hits multiple things and fails hitting the last.)
Bob : A true ninja can catch things with his chopsticks.
(Bob fails multiple times then catches a plastic water bottle.)
Bob : Hey, I caught it!
(Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball is thrown at him.)
Hanate : Lesson three, a true ninja knows how to teleport from place to place.
(He begins teleporting.)
Hanate : And that's how it's done.
Bob : Lesson four, you must be able to transform into anything. You must be able to become an animal.
(Hanate imitates a monkey.)
Bob : You may imitate a tree.
(Hanate imitates a tree.)
Bob : Maybe even a fag.
(Hanate imitates a fag.)
Bob : And you must be able to imitate anyone.
Hanate : (stuttering) My name is Daxflame.
(Bob shows a thumbs up.)
Hanate : Lesson number five, you must know how to perform a fatality.
(Hanate and Bob fight until Hanate produces a fatality by farting.)
Hanate : If you follow all these lessons.....
Bob : .....It should look a little something like this.
(Hanate and Bob fight again.)
Hanate : Ah forget this.
(He gets a Gun and shoots Bob.)